Dear Jonah,

You inquire daily and therfore here is how its done.

How to get mommy to run fast- 10 steps

Follow directions carefully. Do not skip any steps as this may mess up the end result.

1. Go upstairs with Kayla.

2. Go into Mommy's bathroom

3. Move step stool over so that you can reach anything on the counter you may want.

4. Get scissors (yes, I know. Scary.)

5. Ask Kayla to come over.

6. Smile at her sweetly

7. Take small handful of her hair and cut it.

8. Yell to your mommy that you are giving Kayla a hair cut.

9. Listen for mommy to say, "What?!"

10. Wait 5 seconds for mommy to RUN up the stairs and into the bathroom.

Warning: It is recommended that you cross your fingers that she doesn't beat you when she sees the hair on the ground.

Hope this helps!

Sincerely,
Anonymous