What?

Jonah: "Mommy you look like a vacuum cleaner"
Mommy: "What? Why do you say that"
Jonah: "Just cause you do"

I am still very confused by this. Maybe he thinks I clean like a vacuum. Does he think I am full of dirt? Do I look yellow and black like ours? Maybe I sound like one...

Dear Jonah,

You inquire daily and therfore here is how its done.

How to get mommy to run fast- 10 steps

Follow directions carefully. Do not skip any steps as this may mess up the end result.

1. Go upstairs with Kayla.

2. Go into Mommy's bathroom

3. Move step stool over so that you can reach anything on the counter you may want.

4. Get scissors (yes, I know. Scary.)

5. Ask Kayla to come over.

6. Smile at her sweetly

7. Take small handful of her hair and cut it.

8. Yell to your mommy that you are giving Kayla a hair cut.

9. Listen for mommy to say, "What?!"

10. Wait 5 seconds for mommy to RUN up the stairs and into the bathroom.

Warning: It is recommended that you cross your fingers that she doesn't beat you when she sees the hair on the ground.

Hope this helps!

Sincerely,
Anonymous

Catch up

Moments. We start good and sometimes do not end so well. Cute none the less.


1. Kids playing drums...or pots, pans, lids, bowls, spatulas, spoons, potato mashers, tongs...did I forget anything?

Not many things end well as you can see!

2. Dinner time?

Wooooo! Whose child is that standing on a chair!!! Their mom should know better!

3. Movie and Popcorn.

Thank you Jonah for teaching Kayla how to make faces. (Who am I kidding, she loves it!) Notice Kayla's popcorn on its side. Where is her popcorn you ask? That's right, it the crack of the couch. Whose mom is letting them eat food on the couch!!!

4. This is cute in a way. Jonah keeps trying to change Kayla's diapers. She just lays down and lets him.

5. Yogurt? Shampoo? Yogurt? Shampoo? I guess when you are not sure there is only one way to find out.